Assless Chaps.
We actually bought them.
The Hilarious Plan:
Walk out on stage in Austin, Texas,
wearing chaps, cow boy hats, and
trench coats.
Throw the trench coats out into the
audience - turn around to write on the
white board - and then...
...there we're standing, in assless chaps...
in front of 4,000 people.
(that's a GREAT pattern interrupt, by the way)
Plus, it fit with the name:
"Release Your Inner Badass"
Good plan, until...
...a bunch of the leaders showed up with
their kids, including David Sharpe's 12
year old daughter, Bailee.
Something about showing my ass to Dave's
daughter just didn't feel right, so unfortunately,
we got bought the most badass set of Assless
Chaps you've ever seen...
...for nothing :(
Not a total loss, though - because we got
a badass video out of it :)
Leave your thoughts :)
-Dave Wood
"Yes, I was going to wear them... Assless"
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